Friday, February 27, 2009

No Room Service Just Snack and S***

I just found this site "No Room Service Just Snacks and S***" off of twitter today and it is so funny!

Here's a teaser of what you will find:


#82












"Yeah livin' the raw deal, three course meals. Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal."


- Diddy, It's All About the Benjamins

If you get spaghetti as an appetizer before fettuccine, you're an a**hole.

Filed under: So many carbs.

#82









"Magazines call me a 'rock star'. Girls call me 'c*** star'."
- Kanye West, The Bounce by Jay-Z

Rock star = A good thing.
**ck Star = The ***est thing.

Yeah, because basically that means that you're the star of ***k.



Check it out and let me know what you think!


~ "O" The Touring Empress

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Masjid An-Nur 2009 Fundrasing Dinner 2/28/09: Keynote Speaker Imam Siraj Wahaj‏



Contact Sister Kamillah El-Amin-Shabazz for more information.

Community Outreach/Programs Coordinator

Masjid An-Nur
1729 Lyndale Avenue North
Minneapolis, MN 55411

612-521-1749 Office
612-521-1282 Fax
kamillah@masjidannur.org

~ "O" The Touring Empress

EIGHTY81 hosts Lebron "King" James for an exclusive affair


EIGHTY81 hosts Lebron "King" James for an exclusive affair

Atlanta, Ga (PR WEB) February, 2009 - Hot off an amazing NBA All Star performance and his infamous signature Two Kings event, Lebron "King" James comes to Atlanta for the much anticipated Hawks vs. Cavaliers game. During his reign in the city, King James will also host an exclusive event with EIGHTY81 in a royal style affair. The event will take place in Buckhead's prestigious 5 star restaurant and lounge, MF Buckhead, on Saturday, February 28, 2009.

The who's who in the entertainment and sports world will be in attendance for a night with the King. Located on the ground floor of the new Terminus building, MF Buckhead is a visual knockout: a high-energy Japanese ultra -lounge and mezzanine. Every detail, from the dramatic Italian hardwood floors to the polished black walnut counter tops, from obi, traditional Japanese fabric accents, to the stunning lighting and traditional Japanese imported porcelain and earthenware, reflects the streamlined beauty and harmony of Japanese heritage and provides the perfect setting for this luxury sport affair.

Join EIGHTY81 for a fusion of the crème' de la crème in sports and lifestyle. For more information visit www.eighty81.com

EVENT MEDIA & VIP RSVP CONTACT:

The Garner Circle PR

E: pr@thegarnercircle.com P: 770.256.1800

Source: The Garner Circle - Email Blast


~ "O" The Touring Empress

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

U ask, I tell...This is my life...

Myspace, Twitter, Ning YOBS, Ning TCON Twin Cities Online Network and other social networks mean nothing to me, if the cyber world came to an end today, I WOULD STILL EAT...This is my life, never judge a book by its cover...I, WE, Me, She, Us...Do this, For fun...This blog is for Fun..

Blog Roll shout out to WEB you can also link him at websince1982
Who reminded that I needed to Toot my own horn on my own Blog to let you know a little bit more about O'neika and Split personality Productions.















Kon Live/Konvict










MN FATS










Kon Live/Konvict










Sensei Byrd










Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny










Playaz Circle










Juice - Black Wall Street










Kon Live/Konvict

There is so much more! This is the teaser, the appetizer, the back rub, the manicure...Get To know Me... I'm Really A Big deal!

~ "O" The Touring Empress

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Game... Please CW don't stab me in my heart!!

I am a FANATIC of the Game and I would like your help in keeping it on the AIR! I can't do this by myself so help me stay tuned to "THE GAME"...

If you are unfamiliar with the show you can watch some episodes at:

TheGameFanatic and at CW!

Staring:
Tia Mowry Barnett
Pooch Hall
Wendy Raquel Robinson
Coby Bell
Brittany Daniel
Hosea Chanchez

Show Info from the CW:

Being the wife or girlfriend of a pro-football player might sound like a glamorous and stress-free existence, but this past year Melanie Barnett (Tia Mowry, "Sister, Sister") has learned the truth. When her fiancée, Derwin Davis (Pooch Hall, "Miracle's Boys"), a rookie wide receiver for the San Diego Sabers, cheated on her with a music pop star, she called off the engagement and the relationship. Alone, Melanie will discover who her real friends are and re-evaluate her life and career options. Meanwhile, Derwin will have to face his indiscretion and learn lessons about the very other side of being a young, eligible and star professional athlete.

Tasha Mack (Wendy Raquel Robinson, "The Steve Harvey Show") will focus on getting back in the dating game and her growing sports management company, leaving her star quarterback son, Malik Wright (Hosea Chanchez, "For Your Love"), to find motherly advice in all the wrong places. Although Malik is a player on the field, he explores the possibility of slowing down his "off the field" player ways and getting into a mature monogamous relationship.

Moving away from the typical NFL trophy wife role, Kelly (Brittany Daniel, "White Chicks") must learn how to balance being a wife, mother and career woman during her husband's trying football season. As a veteran star player, Jason Pitts (Coby Bell, "Third Watch") is focused more than ever on maintaining his star football position, but as new and faster players arrive and his age becomes an issue, he struggles to remain on top.

After a year of dealing with groupies, image consultants and Saber Sunbeams, Melanie embarks on a new journey, but realizes just how much football is still a part of her life.

"The Game" is a production of Happy Camper Productions and Grammnet Productions in association with CBS Paramount Network Television Inc. Kelsey Grammer ("Frasier," "Girlfriends"), creator Mara Brock Akil ("Girlfriends," "Moesha," "The Jamie Foxx Show") and Steve Stark serve as executive producers.

We can do it trust me! When loyal fans and supporters pulled together after the cancellation of Jericho they came in numbers!! They started and online protest involving 20 tons of peanuts delivered to CBS Entertainment in New York and California and succeeded in bringing back the television show Jericho, which the network canceled last month.

We have already lost Girlfriends, and The Game is the only show for us that are well traveled, sports fans, know athletes and their other half's personally or you just may very well be that "Sun Beam"! Tyler Perry has his shows and I am proud of that but I am a FAN of THE GAME and I would like to see it stay on for more seasons!!!

So please help me keep the "The GAME" ON!

Send Letters, make calls, send them chocolate, a stripper, a post card from abroad...I don't care what your method is as long as it doesn't get us in trouble lol!

If you know of any other Petitions for "The Game", please let me know so that we can combine our resources!!

United Kingdom Petition

Top 10 Queen


President Of Entertainment (CW)
Dawn Ostroff
818-977-2525

Director Of Current Programming (CW)
Traci Blackwell
818-977-2537

President of CBS Paramount Network TV
Nancy Tellem
Call 323-357-2380

Thank you kindly,

~ "O" The Touring Empress

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Anonymous: Copy & Paste

It always amazes me how simple minded people can be. Devils, Fools and Wannabe's are everywhere....

I had been away from blog world for a few weeks and today when I popped back in to update you all with my newest haps, the Follywang awaits me...

The last time I check, I was aware of the title of my blog that once read, "The Invisible Index of an Effeminate Touring Empress"....

This Anonymous person sent me the definition of "Effeminate"...I type and smile because the Anonymous person is so clueless to ME...Hater next time google me, don't copy & paste me your rebuttal with out knowing what you stand on or for ok Anonymous?

My Turn to Copy & Paste:

Anonymity, a person whose name and other personally identifiable information is not known.

Basically that's YOU brotha or sista, whom ever you are that takes out time to stalk my blogs & look for what you may think is an error...but since this is a side bar from my real world & life...This is an Error on addressing you "Anonymous".

"Come out, come out, where ever you are"

I have been a beautiful tomboy all my life, I have played every sport competitively from Hockey to Football and I am pretty good at it if I may say so myself. You agree as well, you see me, you watch me from a far...I'm approachable, say hi next time.

My job is in a Man's world and I am one of a very few that "Do this, and do it well"...

Normally a woman that Tours with productions has been stereotyped right away as the "Assistant, wardrobe, catering, hospitality, groupie, dancer, and back up singer"... I am the "HQIC" Head Queen In Charge... I manage, produce, and RUN successful events and tours along with my my mentor, my sensei, my uncle and co-d.

So when I titled my Blog "The Invisible Index of an Effeminate Touring Empress", by no means did I not know what I was doing, being as beautiful as I am and still have that tomboyish spunk in me. I used Effeminate: 1. (of a man or boy) Having behavior or mannerisms considered typical of a woman or girl; feminine.

My word that dug deeply under your skin was in reference to my old tomboy ways & my current manly competitiveness...period! Trust and understand, I am all WOMAN straight as a lunar equation!

If you decide to leave your name next time I might change my title again to something more suitable like, "Ruler and Weakness of (Insert your name here)"...

Effeminate has been removed as BAIT....

Now back to business!

~ "O" The Touring Empress


Saturday, January 17, 2009

Da Hood Makes Fresh Water

I am happy to be able to present this book to you all! I have the privilege to know DaNeana Ulmer personally. She is talented, humble, driven, down to earth, knowledgeable, shes a mother and a serious Go Getter. I respect you dearly DaNeana and I am very proud of you for making your dreams come true.

Da Hood Makes Fresh Water

by DaNeana Ulmer

Book Description:
Roxane, better known as Roxy, is a young tender growing up in da hood with a dream...Sex, money and mayhem are all of the things that Roxy is trying to avoid. Having an envious crew and abusive boyfriends, Roxy doesn't have much to look forward to. Will she make it out of the hood and become a get-it-gurl diva in her own right or a product of the hood life? You Decide...The Book is available at Amazon.com

Available to Order

NELYMESH CORP
P.O BOX 65804
ST.PAUL,MN 55165

BOOK IS $14.99 + Shipping & Handling $5.99



~ "O" The Touring Empress